So my firm's 25th Anniversary Celebration is at the Ritz Carlton tomorrow night.  It is cocktail attire.  Now maybe I am old fashioned but my version of cocktail attire is obviously different than a big chunk of people. I have been to some many stores and I can't find ANYTHING.  I ask these ladies for assistance at the store and they pull stuff that just makes me want to scream.  What makes you think that linen capri pant is "cocktail" attire for THE RITZ. Hellooooooo.  I can't find a nice dress to save my life and what I do find, doesn't have sleeves but I am sorry...I am NOT subjecting my arm fat to the rest of humanity.  Just isn't going to happen.  Sigh.  I did end up picking up a nice pair of fuck me pumps to wear with an outfit I already have. I am not thrilled by it. I still don't think it is appropriate enough for cocktail attire but it is going to have to do.

Retailers - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO DRESS UP.  FAT PEOPLE DONT WANT TO SHOW THEIR ARMS AND YA KNOW WHAT?  WHY DOES A SIMPLE LINEN BLAZER COST $100.00!!!!!!!  UGGHHHHH!